FACT: M.EKREM DIMBILOGLU KNEW THERE WAS NO GAME THIS PAST SATURDAY BUT FORCED SEVERAL HUNGOVER CROOKS INTO THE MUD ANYWAY.
It was Tim Snyder whose quick email prevented Dimbiloglu from forcing the Crooks out on Sunday afternoon as well.
FACT: M.EKREM DIMBILOGLU ALMOST DIDN'T ATTEND THIS CANCELLED MUD FEST TO PRACTICE FILLING IN OVALS WITH A #2 PENCIL IN A DRY, NON-MUDDY OFFICE.
It was Tim Snyder who convinced the captain that the team was more important than business school.
FACT: M.EKREM DIMBILOGLU HAS RECEIVED SOME 45 CENTS FROM GOOGLE AD REVENUE FROM THIS VERY BLOG, THE PEOPLE'S SITE, BUT HAS NOT SHARED ANY OF THIS MONEY WITH THE TEAM.
It was Tim Snyder who first warned that Dimbiloglu, a senior compliance auditor, could not be trusted with the lucrative ad money.
FACT: M.EKREM DIMBILOGLU WAS SPOTTED AT TACO BELL GETTING EXTRA CHEESE ON HIS NACHOS BELL GRANDE. COST: 45 CENTS.
Tim Snyder has only been to Taco Bell twice in his life and prefers a lunch of windsprints and pushups.
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