Your mission: Create the wittiest and most amusing caption for your favorite photo as a comment to this entry.
Posted here are the final four photographs* that made it through the rigorous selection process. Photos are numbered 1-4 from top to bottom. (Clarification for those who have experienced a few too many "headers": top photo = 1; next photo = 2; next next photo = 3; bottom photo = 4)
Grand Prize: Winner will receive a 4 day 5 night all expense paid trip to Hawaii for you and 10 of your closest friends!! Brought to you by Priceline.com (the number one site for travel!)**
Runner Up "Prize": Captain Dimbiloglu's unwashed "man-scented" jersey for a period of 24 consecutive hours.**
See Official Rules below pictures.
OFFICIAL RULES:
1. Derogatory statements will not be tolerated (you stupid bitch!) and are strictly prohibited. The K Street Crooks and their affiliates do not endorse profanity (unless absolutely necessary or, say, if one stubs one's fucking toe)
2. Entries must be limited to 75 words (yes we will count!) The K Street Crooks and their affiliates do not have the time nor patience to read through endless captions, expecially if they suck.
3. One entry per person per household per day.
4. Entries must be posted as a comment to be considered.
5. Entries must be postmarked by the close of business, Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) on Friday, July 13, 2007. No late submissions will be considered unless really awesome.
* The K Street Crooks and their affiliates, associates, subsidiaries, and silent partners are exclusively photographed by their offical photographer Rachel S. Papeika. All rights are reserved. Photographs, individual likenesses, and the name "K Street Crooks" cannot be reproduced or used without the express written consent of the K Street Crooks or Rachel S. Papeika.
** Prizes are subject to change without notice. Please forward all questions comments and concerns to William Shatner directly via kirk@priceline.com
13 comments:
So we're only supposed to caption one of the four pictures, right?
I just want to be clear so I don't miss this awesome opportunity.
Yes, only one caption per person per household per day.
One per day, eh? Better get one in before midnight.
Photo 1: With Ben looking the other way, Mustafa finally sees his chance to make a break upfield.
Picture 2
Tim: Is that kid going to get back up?
Justin: No, Tim. He won't be getting up from that for a while. And when he does, he won't be swearing at Amy. NOW WILL HE?!?
Kid: (meekly) noooo sirrrr... Unnnh.
Picture 1:
Mark: "Where's my beer?"
Picture 4:
Dear God! Why can't we win??!! Just once!! Why do I degrade myself by wearing pink??!! I'm going to take a nap now.
For Picture 1 (75 words, exactly, thank you very much! :))
(Play stopped. Thoughts.)
Ben: Crap, the ball's kicked over there again. We've gotta work on our ball handling.
Alexis: I'm soooo guarding this girl. C'mon, bring it!! I'll run circles around you!
Mustafa: Now's my chance!! I'm going to score a goal. Breakaway!!
Mark: Why the hell is Mustafa running? Oh whatever, this is lame. Pink sucks. Why am I even here? I love soccer too much, damnit!! Yea, that's right. I'm taking a break.
Photo 4:
Mike practicing to play dead so the neighborhood children don't taunt his throw-in skills.
Picture 3:
(Pink team member with the ball Tim??): I'm so gonna do that awesome Mia Hamm soccer thing with the backwards kick flip and get a goal!!
(other team members around him): NOOOOOOOOO WRONG GOAL!! DON'T DO IT!!
(Mia Hamm wanna-be after scoring goal): DAMN IT! I always get confused when we switch sides of the feild. No wonder we always loose!!
I bet those deleted posts were the funniest ones...
#4 Mike demonstrates the standard Crooks defensive position.
(75 words, exactly, yet again. i'm goooood haha) For Picture #3:
"Defense is tough, I know from experience. Tim S could have saved the goal. Instead, Tim M shows off, juggling the ball in the goalie's face (just to confuse him!). Mustafa gives Tim the thumbs up (he does have awesome skills!). Mark runs backwards, keeping an eye on the ball, hoping to get a pass, maybe score a goal. And then there's Mike, starting the Electric Slide (why not, we're all wearing pink! It's electric!). "
Photo #4
OMG we are soo in trouble. The game starts in 5 minutes, and I am the only one that showed up! (Er umm.. They did mean this field right?)
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