The K Street Crooks, two-time Capitol Hill champions, held their final end of season party on Friday in an undisclosed location somewhere near the Arlington County Justice Center. It was a festive event with many Pink People enjoying cookies and beers. Things got out of hand when K Street forwards Ben Hoefs and Tony Pappas began smashing beers on the floor in a idiotic display of unbridled joy. "The tear we've been on for the past two seasons made it almost seem that the laws of physics no longer applied to us," said Hoefs in a post-party press conference. "I didn't think there would be any repercussion for taking a bottle of beer from the bottom of the stack." "I think it was because we weren't wearing our jerseys," hypothesized Pappas, who then played the SNL Digital Short about clothed desemination about fifty times in a row.K Street released documentary evidence of the occasion on Facebook and Picasa for interested members of the press and at the request of law enforcement. The team will meet for an informal workout on Sunday at 2:00PM on the Courthouse Pitch at Rocky Run Park.
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