(1850 K Street) - After six weeks of play the standings for the 6v6 soccer season at Fairfax Sportsplex are in. The management of the K Street Crooks participated in a conference call early Friday morning to analyze the findings.
It seems that the Crooks are in a tight battle for the worst record in the league with "The Reds". Both teams have a total of "1" point. The league leader and one of the Crooks worst defeats came at the hands of the Cupacabras (6-0). Former Crook Mark "Marko" Loucas spoke to ECdP after hearing the standings "Jesus! The Cupababras should be in the Upper Division. What do they think this is, The Small Penis League!"
The Crooks are scheduled for two more regular season games. The first this coming Saturday, February 16th against the Spinoffs (2-2-1) followed by ICF (1-3-1) on February 23rd. The management of the Crooks were also made aware this morning that they had managed to clinch the playoffs. Though the opponent nor time of play has been made public the date has been set for March 1st. Upon hearing the news of making the playoffs vetran goalie Tim Snyder remarked "I knew from the beginning that I was the best goal keeper in this league. If it wasn't for M. Ekrem's poor leadership we would have had many more "Ws" in our column." Long-time defensive stalwart and Chariman for the Keep Ekrem As Captain Campaign, Amy Aubin quickly responded "Its odd that Snyder blames Dimbiloglu for the goals that found the back of the net at 2MPH." Asked to comment on Snyder's remarks Dimbiloglu stated "I rather stay positive and look to the future. Snyder's long-term smear campaign will not lead to results."
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1 comment:
Funny... Snyder's smear campaign may have resulted in our only point last week.... I guess some missed that while in Michigan.
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