New Theft Information Leads to Police Chase

New Leads in Theft of Melon Jersey

After weeks of tiresome detective work and sleepless nights, new facts have developed that could be the breaking point for the retrieval of the missing Melon Jersey.
On July 4th, an anonymous woman (lets call her "Miss Amber") spotted a woman wearing what looked like a melon-colored jersey. Miss Amber approached and even came close enough to identify the District Sports logo on the left brest. However, before she could spot the number on the back, the smiling sun appeared from behind the clouds and temporarily blinded Miss Amber with the reflection. By the time the blindess deceased, the woman in the jersey had disappeared, "I was ... Blinded by the light ... and could swear that I saw Bruce Springsteen for a second."
After calling the 911-Crook-hotline, an Arlington-wide search started but resulted in no melon sightings.

On July 10th, an anonymous man (lets call him "Dr. TimS") again spotted a woman wearing the melon-colored jersey. This time Dr. TimS had luck on his side and saw the elusive number. The number 4. After calling in this new lead to the 911-Crook-hotline, Dr. TimS immediately was offered the reward of hoarding the Google Advertisement money, which he promptly agreed to. This reward had been on the table since the Theft was realised, and finally somebody could take advantage of it. Dr. TimS response to the reward: "I'm the Man!"

After some research, the Crook detectives noticed that Alexis Horn had worn the # 4 during the Pink season and immediately questioned her. Interrogation could not reveal any secrets and thus torture was about to be inflicted when suddenly, her man yelled: "I have her melon jersey right here! She didn't steal it!" Ms. Horn was saved by the bell.

However, now the real interrogations start. The detectives have the fabled number and now are only looking for the culprit. Stay tuned for further leads...