EAST LANSING - Former K Street Captain Sir Mustafa Ekrem Dimbiloglu will return to the Crooks this summer in a deal just released to El Campo. Dimbiloglu will be on loan from the Superior Spartans of the Michigan Unemployment Liga from early May through mid August this summer.
"I am excited to return to the Crooks," said the Turk in a noon press conference. "And I look forward to returning to my previous leadership position with the team. I appreciate what the Triumvirate did as caretakers but finally," he said with the flourish of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnston "the 'Krem has come back Washington."
Sir Dimbiloglu, who recently bought peerage in the British royal system, was knighted formally as Sir Mustafa Ekrem Dimbiloglu Montgomery, Viscount of Confectionary during his time away from the team. Dimbiloglu, known for his hot bod (above) and no nonsense leadership style (below), made it clear that he has not ruled out a financial remedy to the leadership crisis his return has brought to the Crooks. "I'll throw some money around, for sure."
The team issued this statement today. "The team is happy to hear of [Sir Mustafa] Ekrem [Dimbiloglu]'s return to the metropolitan Washington area this summer. We cannot comment on any role he might have in a pink shirt moving forward. We can reassert that the three leading the team now have done exceptionally well, markedly better than Dimbiloglu and can probably take him in a 3 on 1 street fight scenario."
However, the solidarity of leadership upon Dimbiloglu's return is not that certain. One team member, who spoke on condition of anonymity, did not rule out the Turk's return to leadership. "Every man has his price. I am finshing up my sixth year of school and looking at five more. It doesn't take someone wicked smart in math to know my price isn't too high."
5 comments:
whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA. Why, as 1/3 the triumverate, was i not notified of this before it went public? Who's to say ekrem is even welcome back on the team? Just who does he think he is anyway?
The time should be feeling privileged to have my expertise back. Let us not forget it is under my stewardship we went from a zero win season to champions in three seasons. My dynamism and strong athletic ability are needed for another successful season.
I cannot support a capitan that uses big words in order to confuse me... What the hell is dynamsim anyways??
"The time should be feeling privileged to have my expertise back."
... so, time should be privileged? like 6pm is privileged to see your expertise? DST or EST?
:P
I knew my seduction would work!
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