UPDATED SCHEDULE RELEASED

ARLINGTON: District Sports released an updated schedule to make up the two matches that were cancelled. The Crooks will play on the 21st and the 28th of June versus Unathletico and arch-rivals the Shrimp Diablos respectively. "We're looking forward to putting some shrimp on the barbie," former wunderkind Mustafa Dimbiloglu said in a press conference Tuesday afternoon. Above the chorus of loud groans and boos which resulted, Dimbiloglu screamed "Screw you. That joke kills in East Lansing." "Then why don't you go back there," a reporter (who looked a lot like Crook defender Amy Aubin) retorted as Dimbiloglu left the podium in tears.

REMAINING CROOK GAMES