Your mission: Create the wittiest and most amusing caption for your favorite photo as a comment to this entry.
Posted here are the final four photographs* that made it through the rigorous selection process. Photos are numbered 1-4 from top to bottom. (Clarification for those who have experienced a few too many "headers": top photo = 1; next photo = 2; next next photo = 3; bottom photo = 4)
Grand Prize: Winner will receive a 4 day 5 night all expense paid trip to Hawaii for you and 10 of your closest friends!! Brought to you by Priceline.com (the number one site for travel!)**
Runner Up "Prize": Captain Dimbiloglu's unwashed "man-scented" jersey for a period of 24 consecutive hours.**
See Official Rules below pictures.
OFFICIAL RULES:
1. Derogatory statements will not be tolerated (you stupid bitch!) and are strictly prohibited. The K Street Crooks and their affiliates do not endorse profanity (unless absolutely necessary or, say, if one stubs one's fucking toe)
2. Entries must be limited to 75 words (yes we will count!) The K Street Crooks and their affiliates do not have the time nor patience to read through endless captions, expecially if they suck.
3. One entry per person per household per day.
4. Entries must be posted as a comment to be considered.
5. Entries must be postmarked by the close of business, Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) on Friday, July 13, 2007. No late submissions will be considered unless really awesome.
* The K Street Crooks and their affiliates, associates, subsidiaries, and silent partners are exclusively photographed by their offical photographer Rachel S. Papeika. All rights are reserved. Photographs, individual likenesses, and the name "K Street Crooks" cannot be reproduced or used without the express written consent of the K Street Crooks or Rachel S. Papeika.
** Prizes are subject to change without notice. Please forward all questions comments and concerns to William Shatner directly via kirk@priceline.com
